Here is some stuff I looked at through my phone...
Excited to be part of The Only Stupid Answers 1,000,000th Episode! All the info you need is in a link in my bio. See you there.
Actual conversation. #overheardla ☕️😳
Yesterday I fucked my ankle while I was balling hard. I couldn’t come on and off the stage so @zoj volunteered to host the Friends & Friends show and did an amazing job. Thank you to the crowd and comics. Everyone did great. Remember when Michael Jordan played with a sprained ankle? I couldn’t even host a comedy show. What I’m saying is, me and Michael Jordan are different.
Here’s a cool photo of me doing a jam dunk.
Friends & Friends crowdwork show is tonight at @openspacela. 7:30 doors. Ticket link in bio.
Tonight was fucking awesome. Thank you so much @iamjimmyshin for the spot. It’s always an honor to be here.
That microphone is about to get these jokes
You like fun or no?
(Ticket link in bio.)
I’m the guy on the sports podcast that doesn’t know anything about sports that happened after 1997. I’m home.
Tomorrow. @laughfactoryhw @funsizenuggett @maddiepocks @mikefalzone @weavedreaming and also my Mom. #thefirst #fanaticspodcast #istomorrow