Here is some stuff I looked at through my phone...
It's potluck time @thecomedystore lil' babies
Nothing to see here, just proving I got an applause break from that dude on the right. Thank you for the spot @kylekacomedy #StackinBreaks
Bout to get those Eminem views. Let me know if you need to borrow some money.
Shoutout to @zoj for making my head different & shoutout to God for giving me too many teeth and more than enough gums to hold them all up. #blessed
Part of my day today will involve me writing my name with a sharpie a bunch of times. I can't wait. I used to autograph stuff all the time when I was a little kid. I'd sit in the basement and write my name in everything in permanent marker. People actually WANT me to do that now and I'm not just ruining my parent's stuff. I'm very thankful. New book out now on mikefalzone.com
Watteru doin' tonight? I'm just asking. I'm just here- asking you what you're up to tonight.
Come hang out with us on Friday night. If it feels important enough Elliott might trim his beard. Also, Elliott has been sick for a couple days, so come watching me DEF get his germs in my mouth via the microphone. Should be career-changing night.
Thank you SO MUCH to @erichahncomedy for the spot at the Fig Mountain Brewery tonight in Santa Barbara! All these white people loved my jokes!
Dude, have you seen this f*ckin' commercial? Can we talk about it for a minute please? 👶🏻🦁😭(Full video on my @youtube)