Here is some stuff I looked at through my phone...
Tom says goodnight to the @irvineimprov.
Had a great time opening for @tomgreen at the @irvineimprov. Tom is hilarious and very nice. Amen.
Being frens in San Diego. Come be frens.
Story time: Karen's Bad Day.
There's a new, hour-long @dynamicbanter video going up tomorrow morning on YouTube.com/mikefalzone
Banksy you did it again
I'm well aware that in Hollywood you're supposed to act cool, calm, and collected when cool shit happens- but I feel so incredibly honored every time @hollywoodimprov takes a photo of me for their Instagram. I don't care if that's not cool. I'm honored. Every time. I'm honored to even be in the building. Every time. Thank you to @officialhodgetwins for letting me tag along on their last few CA dates. Big muscles, big hearts. Back at it again tomorrow night.
The reddest possible boys
You look good @hollywoodimprov. Forgive me if that's too forward. I'm married.